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Favorite moviesRosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Banraku, Four Rooms, Coraline, Enemy Mine, Hudsucker Proxy, anything containing Charlie Chaplin or Simon Pegg, and roughly half of what Depp's been in.Favorite TV showsFreaks and Geeks, Suburgatory, Dead Like Me, Wonderfalls, Warehouse 13, Face-Off, The Colbert ReportFavorite bands / musical artistsVarious punk/postpunk/swing/blues/classical/rock'n'roll artists, all of which can not be related within this text box.Favorite booksThe kind made with actual paperFavorite writersTom Holt and Neil Gaiman - the undisputed number one(s) in my book.Favorite gamesSenate or a good game of cards/dice. Gambling for Cheetos, of course.Favorite gaming platformThe one that has blinky lights and button mashing that's entertaining to play.Tools of the TradePENCILS, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU USE THEM?Other InterestsWearing a lot of black, reading a lot of books and bitching about your musical taste to your face even though my musical taste sucks too.